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June 21, 2014

5 Things Bong Did That Jinggoy Shouldn’t Do Upon His Arrest

That Bong Revilla went in first puts Jinggoy at an advantage: he can learn from his good friend’s faux pas and at least try to do his walk of shame with a semblance of dignity (if that’s even possible).

1. Don’t wear a statement shirt using the name of the Lord our God to forward your propaganda.

Bong Revilla

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Or you’ll get comments like this:

 

 

2. Don’t have a double at the Sandiganbayan.

ABS-CBN captured these “kalokalikes” of Bong Revilla and Christopher de Leon showing up at the Sandiganbayan. Efren Valencerina, the Bong Revilla ‘kalokalike’ who called Bong his ‘idol’, even said he was willing to take the place of Bong Revilla in jail. Unfortunately, this is something that can’t accommodate a stunt double.

3. Don’t act like a spoiled brat and ask for an air cooler before your first night even starts.

Cong. Lani Mercado, wife of accused Senator Bong Revilla, says her husband has migraines that may develop into an aneurysm if no “air cooler” is placed in his cell. GMA 7 called this a “special electric fan”. Well, she just opened her beloved up to comments like this:

Screen Shot 2014-06-21 at 5.38.01 PM Screen Shot 2014-06-21 at 5.37.46 PM tweet on bong 1

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

4. Don’t reference your dad. Erap has tried hard enough to clear his name and make a “comeback” and, to be fair, has been doing well reviving Manila. Stop dragging your old man’s name down with you.

Revilla stopped by his father, former Senator Ramon Revilla’s place before heading to the Sandiganbayan. Jinggoy is expected to be accompanied by his parents, former President Joseph Estrada and former Senator Loi Ejercito, when he surrenders himself.

5. Finally, please (!) don’t smile for your mugshot. Even if this was done as a subtle mockery of the system, given that Bong Revilla has been playing “the victim of justice”, realize you will just end up looking like a fool.

Bong Revilla smiles as his mugshot is taken

You could attempt to make people forget the great damage you have done to the Senate as an institution and to the people’s faith in government by posing like Jeremy Meeks, the 30-year-old apprehended by police in California, who won women over with his dreamy eyes …

Sexy mugshot from Stocton Police

Sexy mugshot from Stocton Police

… or NOT. 🙂

Jinggoy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The warrant of arrest for Senator Jinggoy Estrada is expected to be signed and issued on Monday, June 23. He has been charged with plunder for his involvement in the pork barrel scam. He has said that he will surrender himself to the authorities.

 

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